drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

(via unescapable)

maleteen:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”

(via unescapable)

cosrnos:

if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

• fuck you

(via unescapable)

spnwhore:

i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

(via unescapable)

why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb

(Source: josephasfoury, via unescapable)

northbound:

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass 

(via northbound)